Fine Cuisines of Maidstone live

My short film Fine Cuisines of Maidstone, a meal-themed horror movie about the tender highs and terrifying lows of the fine dining scene in Maidstone, Kent, is now live on YouTube.

You can also visit Monstructo Producto’s website here:

https://monstructoproducto.wordpress.com

Fine Cuisines of Maidstone features possibly my greatest poem to date: Theme Song From Fine Cuisines:

Cheeseburger, potato.
Fine Cuisines of Maidstone.
Cheeseburger, potato.
Fine Cuisines of Maidstone.
Cheeseburger, potato.
Fine Cuisines of Maidstone.
Cheeseburger, potato.
Fine Cuisines…
of Maidstone.

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Baron Monstructo

baron pic

Monstructo Producto, the outrageously delicate production company I founded with my good friend Charles Schmidt, has just published the lavish short horror film Baron Monstructo on YouTube. The exquisite cast includes Rhys Musker, Judy Harris, TS Wall and myself.

You can view the film here:

You can also visit Monstructo Producto’s website here: https://monstructoproducto.wordpress.com

Baron Monstructo features one of my greatest songs, Oblivion’s Lament. Lyrics below:

OBLIVION’S LAMENT

Oh sweet lips of darkness
I said uh-huh baby.
Oh sweet chops of nothing
I said uh-huh baby.
Oh sweet valley of the void
I said uh-huh baby.
Oh sweet Oblivion’s toy
Well, alright now!