Place the baked beans and tuna together
in the same saucepan
into a bean-tuna paste
with your old wooden spoon, honey.
I’d lick the rust from your saucepan if I could!
Flame-cook the bean-tuna paste for 12 minutes.
Irradiate a jacket potato
[we used to call jacket potatoes ‘JPs’]
until soft and wet.
into a bean-tuna-potato paste.
Continue to mash.
Mash it with your old wooden spoon, honey
and serve to your loved one.