I’m Donald Chegwin. I write and perform poems and stories about Maidstone, animals, food, robots and nothing else. I am currently writing a 30,000-page history of irradiated cuisines. Once I have finished, I will burn the manuscript and start again.

You can follow me on Twitter @donaldchegwin

Email me at: donaldchegwin@gmail.com

Train Driving Mouse illustration by The Omnishugo. Photo by Jonathan Terranova.