Bean-Tuna Mash

mashing beans

Place the baked beans and tuna together
in the same saucepan
and mash
into a bean-tuna paste
with your old wooden spoon, honey.

Mash it.

I’d lick the rust from your saucepan if I could!

Mash it.

Flame-cook the bean-tuna paste for 12 minutes.
Irradiate a jacket potato
[we used to call jacket potatoes ‘JPs’]
until soft and wet.
Mash it
into a bean-tuna-potato paste.

Mash it.
Continue to mash.
Mash it with your old wooden spoon, honey
and serve to your loved one.