The Case of DC VS MPC

judge from Garrow's Law

 

 

 

 

 

And so the trial begins.

I fix my wig, tap my gavel on the table, ask the microwave prawn curry how it pleads.

No answer.

“You refuse to answer?” I say.

The microwave prawn curry stares back at me.

Do I detect a flicker of remorse? A sliver of regret?

I can’t be sure.

“Guilty!” I say.

I feed the microwave prawn curry to my cat, Edward Jasper, who immediately vomits it back up.

I fetch a Scotch egg from the fridge.

I fix my wig, tap my gavel on the table, ask the Scotch egg how it pleads.

No answer.

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