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Smoking Potato

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The following recipe was originally conceived by my great-grandfather, Errol Chegwin, back in 1918 as both a means of relaxation and a way to murder time. One hundred years on, the recipe is more pertinent than ever before.

INGREDIENTS
Potato
Butter
Cigar

STEP 1
Gently roast a potato on an open fire [Note: I myself use a microwave.]

STEP 2
Fill the potato with a generous helping of butter.

STEP 3
Insert the potato onto a Cuban cigar.

STEP 4
Relax into an armchair and smoke your potato-cigar. Inhale slowly and deeply for maximum indulgence.